The response to my inquiry about an order I placed last week, copied and pasted verbatim.
Dear Sir,
Your order is wil ship tomorrow to you. It was back ordered from the
manafacture but we have confirmed that it has been released. Thank
you again for your business.
In the last two summers of internet ad campaign maintenance, keyword list generation, and extremely succinct (70 character) ad writing, I’ve come to use Google as my personal website launcher.
I, like everyone else, use Google to research things I’m unfamiliar with, or to find a new Chicago-based blog to read because I’m bored at work. [...]