I’m tidying up around the apartment. Messenger bag put where it goes, desk tidied up, dishes done, time to make the bed. I strip off the top sheet, pillows, and comforter, then gather the top sheet in my hands to masterfully flick it into the air, allowing it to parachute into place.
In my most excellent grace, in doing this I somehow managed to hit the light hanging over my side of the bed, propelling it into the wall. Upon collision, the glass lamp shade shattered, raining shards of glass all over the bed.
If I could find my camera’s USB cable (ARGH!), I would show you pictures of the result. Somehow, the lightbulb didn’t shatter.