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Stupidity Strikes

I’m tidying up around the apartment. Messenger bag put where it goes, desk tidied up, dishes done, time to make the bed. I strip off the top sheet, pillows, and comforter, then gather the top sheet in my hands to masterfully flick it into the air, allowing it to parachute into place.
In my most excellent [...]

Posted 27 September 2007 at 8:27 pm •  Comments Off
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The Onion Has My Number

Day Spent On Internet Comes Full Circle
DAYTON, OH—A day of web surfing poetically ended just as it began Monday, when a random string of links brought area man Howard Nagel back to the same Facebook page on which he started nine hours earlier.
According to Nagel’s browser history, he followed a friend’s music recommendation link to [...]

Posted 22 August 2007 at 10:18 am •  Comments Off
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English is for Losers

The response to my inquiry about an order I placed last week, copied and pasted verbatim.
Dear Sir,

Your order is wil ship tomorrow to you.  It was back ordered from the
manafacture but we have confirmed that it has been released.  Thank
you again for your business.

Posted 21 August 2007 at 2:28 pm •  Comments (1)
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