I’m tidying up around the apartment. Messenger bag put where it goes, desk tidied up, dishes done, time to make the bed. I strip off the top sheet, pillows, and comforter, then gather the top sheet in my hands to masterfully flick it into the air, allowing it to parachute into place.
In my most excellent [...]
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Stupidity Strikes
The Onion Has My Number
Day Spent On Internet Comes Full Circle
DAYTON, OH—A day of web surfing poetically ended just as it began Monday, when a random string of links brought area man Howard Nagel back to the same Facebook page on which he started nine hours earlier.
According to Nagel’s browser history, he followed a friend’s music recommendation link to [...]
English is for Losers
The response to my inquiry about an order I placed last week, copied and pasted verbatim.
Dear Sir,
Your order is wil ship tomorrow to you. It was back ordered from the
manafacture but we have confirmed that it has been released. Thank
you again for your business.